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Feeling suicidal? Can’t talk on phones?

transbear:

horrorpeach:

crankyskirt:

IMAlive is a live online network that uses instant messaging to respond to people in crisis. People need a safe place to go during moments of crisis and intense emotional pain.

https://www.imalive.org/

Holy shit this is brilliant

AMAZING. BOOST IT.

“He was wearing a muzzle, Darcy. What kind of an owner puts a muzzle on a cat?” Jane asked heatedly, holding the cat - newly dubbed Loki - in the bathtub as she steadily sprayed the soap foam out of his fur.

“One who doesn’t have that much blood to lose?” Darcy asked dubiously, looking at the…

This is a real thing what the actual fuck

  avengers   marvel   thor   loki   uhhhhh

jcscheeks:

"Why’d i just say that?"

kurkova:

Christian Dior Couture Fall 2007

tastefullyoffensive:

Close enough. [x]

  pokemon

COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL

toasterstrudel:

  1. Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
  2. Marry them and start a family
  3. Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
  4. Make them strudel with no icing
  5. They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
  6. Take all six packets for yourself
  7. Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster

commandersheena:

In one of my film classes last semester we had to tell a story in 3 pictures for a mini assignment so my friend and I did this

leavemealonetoread:

abigaillarson:

laughcentre:

oceanmaster:

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THIS IS THE CUTEST MOTHER FUCKING THING ON THIS SITE I WANT TO CRY

Having a bad day? NOT ANYMORE.

[birdie asks a cobbler for a pair of shoes and the cobbler makes a tiny pair of shoes and the birdie is really happy and falls over looking at its new shoes]

officialalltimelow:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

kindasortahappy:

m-yley:

My mom told me to change my “slutty” shorts before we went to dinner. I said no. So my dad cut his jeans to fit in. We went to dinner and then mini golf like this.

His legs look wonderful

His calves are gorgeous

The shirt makes sense.